It’s hard work being an environmentally-conscious American citizen in the twenty-first century. How can one source green guns? Is it an environmentally-sound decision to have children? And how far is too far for Little League?
Such questions can overwhelm the good-hearted, CSA-loving eco-warrior. Fortunately, Carson Fellow Jenny Price writes an occasional advice column addressing just these issues. Click here to read expert advice that is guaranteed to guide you through the maze of responsible citizenship. For instance, have you considered that if you have children, you will probably die sooner of stress and sleep deprivation-related maladies, thus relieving the strain on our overburdened planet?
(Warning: Price’s column may display satirical tendencies.)